Ladies and Gentlemen. In this corner we have returning for the 20th year the Polar Bears. Directly across from them lurk the Killer Whales just waiting for a White Ursine to drop from an ice floe. A relative newcomer ponders the 3rd corner, for 16 years the Mighty Moose has antlered its way to a chance at victory. And this the 20th annual Arctic Relays we have our first newcomer, the Snow Panther. An unknown from the frozen wilderness of the North. It is said the claw of the Snow Panther can easily rip out the heart of a Moose while simultaneously the Panther jaws savor the sweet Killer Whale. But what of the Polar Bear? No mention of the two every meeting. What does this foretell? Does the Polar Bear take down the Snow Panther or does the Killer Whale devour the Polar Bear or does the Mighty Moose make minced meat of the Killer Whale. The result awaits. The 20th Annual Santa Rosa High School Arctic Relays kick off at 3:45 Friday at frozen Nevers Field. Come watch the carnage. Root on your favorite beast. Make sure you choose wisely.
Admiral Byrd
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